Friday, December 12, 2008
Super-tiny sculpture
Top gear continues to rock my socks off
Top Gear - Ford Fiesta Review
No embedding of the video, youtube videos get taken down so quickly nowadays.
An actual blog post
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Ding fries are done
Ding fries are done
Family Guy mashup
Saturday, November 22, 2008
And now for something completely different
The Monty Python Channel on YouTube
Black Knight
Argument Clinic
Lumberjack Song
Ministry of Silly Walks
The perfect crime
The Office - Dwight's Perfect Crime
Monday, November 17, 2008
Impressionist
Frank Caliendo on Letterman Show during Impressionist Week
Rob Magnotti does impressions of ... everyone!
Gordie Brown on David Letterman during impressionist week
Matt Damon Does Matthew McConaughey
Mike MacRae on Letterman
Sunday, November 16, 2008
XTREME!!
You might also want to check out this quicksilver snowboard video trailer - it's pretty nutso.
That's it, that's all
Snowmobile flips (fast forward about 0:30 seconds in)
snowmobile Extreme Flip >>
Ken Block Gymkhana Practice
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Matrix runs on Windows
The Matrix runs on Windows
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Extras
Extras is a British television sitcom about extras working on film sets and in theatre. The series is co-produced by the BBC and HBO, and is created, written, and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, both of whom also star in it. Extras charts the lives of Andy Millman, his friend Maggie Jacobs and Andy's substandard agent and ex-Carphone Warehouse employee Darren Lamb as Millman rises to fame.Following are some of my favorite clips.
Patrick Stewart on Extras
Ricky Gervais - Extras - Wizard! You shall not pass!
Extras - David Bowie
Extras - Daniel Radcliffe
Monday, November 3, 2008
Hamster on a piano
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Really Cool game
The unfinished Swan
The Unfinished Swan - Tech Demo 9/2008 from Ian Dallas on Vimeo.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Bill Cosby on ESPN 2, 5 and 6
Bill Cosby loses his mind on ESPN 2, 5, and 6
Quick update
Digg.com - Videos
Todays Big Thing
Best of Youtube
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Some new stuff
For the geeks/nerds in all of us - awesome screensaver
I'm not sure which i prefer, crazy rap from the 80's or the skanky rap of today.. you decide.
1982 Lakers Rap
The US of A is converting all over-the-air cable signals to digital in 2009 to free up some wireless channels (money money money). Anyways, here's a helpful video to inform the older generation on how update their TV setup.
Digital Conversion (PSA)
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Kyle Kinane
Kyle Kinane - Part of the 2008 Yankin' It comedy tour!
Kyle Kinane Effinfunny Stand Up - Baby in a Car
Terminator 2 - low budget
Terminator 2: Low Budgement Day
Star wars has probably been redone more than any movie. Here's a good one:
Star Wars (Sweded): A Cardboard Hope
New triumph the insult dog
For some of my previous postings on Triumph - check 'em out here and here.
Some new SNL bits
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is fatal - now we know!!
Mary Poppins
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
The Theme from “Shaft” Performed on a Ukulele Orchestra
The Theme from “Shaft” Performed on a Ukulele Orchestra
Do not call list
Anyways, be sure to signup if you're living in Canada - could save you some wasted time on the phone with telemarketers.
https://www.lnnte-dncl.gc.ca/index-eng
Saturday, October 4, 2008
The Hour
Here are a couple of fun/interesting clips:
Cheech and Chong : Best Story Ever
Foo Fighters
Ricky Gervais
Coldplay Viva La Vida Amazing Interview
If only they'd had cell phones
If all movies had cell phones
Friday, October 3, 2008
Whose line is it anyways
Scenes from a hat
If you know what i mean...
Richard simmons in 'Living scenery'
Robin Williams as a quest star
Best of "scenes from a hat"
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedburg on Just for Laughs: On the Edge
Mitch Hedberg stand up
Another comedian who has a somewhat similar (although more depressed) style, is Steven Wright. Check out some of his work:
Steven Wright - Stand Up (Funny Guy)
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Internet commenter business meeting
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
Rejected!
Here are some classic lines from the videos:
"And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples"
"I am a banana"
"My spoon is too big!"
"My anus is bleeding!"
Rejected Cartoons by: Don Hertzfeldt
This one is one of my favorites, although that may say something about me.. and not a good 'something'... It's a bit demented, but i think the people that read my blog will appreciate the humour.
Don Hertzfeldt - Billy's Balloon
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Awesome sticky note experiment
Spectacular Sticky-Note Experiment
A little behind the times...
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
This video has over 28 million views.... that's embarrassing.
Complexities of the english language
The English Language is Dum
The truth
Southpark - What downloading songs for free really does
That's what she said...
Every Single "Thats what she said" from The Office
Monday, September 15, 2008
Weird Al Yankovic
So after doing some quick searches it looks like Weird Al songs are embeddable in sites, but i can link to the video directly - it's just a click away. I've included the original song that the parody is based off as well.
White & Nerdy (34 million views - not bad! - based off Chamilionaire - ridin' dirty)
Amish Paradise (Coolio - Gangsters Paradise)
Fat (Michael Jackson - Bad)
Eat it (Michael Jackson - Beat it)
Gump (Presidents of the United States of America - Lump)
Smells like nirvana (Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit)
SNL Jeopardy
I think Jimmy Fallon does a good impression of Robin Williams here - really.
Celebrity Jeopardy with Robin Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Sean Connery
Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery, Keanu Reeves, and Hillary Swank
Burt Reynolds is another great re-occurring character. enjoy.
Celebrity Jeopardy with John Travolta, Burt Reynolds, and Michael Keaton
Sunday, September 14, 2008
The Waldo Ultimatum
The Waldo Ultimatum - The Imponderables
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Freestyle Rap Battle Translated For Whitey
Freestyle Rap Battle Translated
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Mythbusters
Monday, September 1, 2008
Too funny
ABC's Terry Moran Flub About Obama's Parents on Nightline
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Early 80's computer graphics
Tron Lightbike Scene
Another great 80's graphic accomplishment was The Dire Straits 'Money for nothing' video. This is 1984, and while not a motion picture from Disney, it probably had some decent money. It's nice to know we've progressed well passed this now... although the music hasn't gotten better at an equal pace (i think it's more of a downward spiral).
Dire Straits • Money for nothing
Just thought i'd throw these up here for a little nostalgia. I'll be away for the long weekend so don't expect any posts until the first week of September... but feel free to click on some ads while i'm gone!! That means you Clinton! :o)
Monday, August 25, 2008
Robot Chicken
robot chicken-star wars-palpatine
"feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon..."
robot chicken - starwars - yo mama match
Robot Chicken- Star Wars- Jedi Bush
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Awesome...
How to win a fight against twenty children
I’m not going to ask why you’re fighting twenty children. That’s your own business, although most reasons are as old as time itself:
1) They started it.
2) You flipped over the table while losing a Magic: The Gathering game, and damaged several rare cards.
3) They stole your woman.
4) You stole their woman.
5) You’ve had enough of their bullshit.
Whether you’re a good man who was in the wrong place at the wrong time, or a dangerous maniac, we here at Cracked want to help. That’s why we’ve consulted with the experts (who did not wish to be named) on how to maximize your odds of winning a fight against twenty children. Follow these guidelines, and your opponents will wish they were never born 6 or 7 years ago.
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Use an appropriate technique. Modern mixed martial arts are geared almost exclusively towards one on one combat, and are not designed to take on multiple tiny aggressors. As a grown adult, you could be fairly assured of absolutely destroying a 7 year old if you took him to the floor for a ground and pound. But by doing so you’d expose your back and head to his peers. Your best bet is to stay on your feet and use striking techniques. Karate is one good choice - it was originally designed in the 1600’s for use by unarmed Japanese day care workers.
Be aware of the terrain. By default, you’re going to have a height advantage against twenty children, but be sure you don’t cede it. Avoid fighting around picnic tables, monkey bars, or anything with which a particularly daring child could launch an aerial attack. The ideal situation is fighting children who are trapped in a ditch below you.
Stay mobile. Unless you’re extremely lucky and find yourself fighting twenty infants, you’re going to be at a mobility disadvantage when fighting a large group of children. You must avoid becoming surrounded at all costs. Keep moving, and always trying to position the bulk of children on one side of you. Circle, sidestep, and use tactical retreats to try and engage a single child at a time, where your reach and decades of muscular development should prove an advantage.
Speed. You want this fight to be over fast. Children have boundless amounts of energy, and you’ll tire quickly as the fight progresses. If you schedule your fights with twenty children in advance for some reason, I urge you to focus your pre-training regimen on cardiovascular conditioning and snorting eye-wateringly large amounts of cocaine.
Intimidation. Although I don’t expect you to be intimidated by the prospect of fighting twenty children - given the self-confidence that comes with maturity - remember that intimidation is a two way street. Twenty is a big number, and if that many children lose their fear of you, watch out. Use fierce roars and displays of strength to frighten the children. When taunting, remember that children are almost comically stupid, and won’t understand any of your more creative taunts. You won’t intimidate anyone if you have to explain three times specifically what you did to their mother last night.
Go for the leader first. Assuming the twenty children lack military training, they’re going to behave more like a pack of animals than a cohesive group. By default, pack animals will defer to an alpha leader, and if you manage to subdue that child, the rest of the pack will quickly lose their will to fight. In some cases the leader will be actively giving orders and therefore easy to identify. Other times they’ll be harder to pick out. In those cases, go for the tallest one, or the one with the most Pokemon on their clothing. Once the alpha child is lying in a heap, you’ve got a narrow window of intimidation open while the children regroup. I’d recommend lifting his body over your head and screaming yourself hoarse. That’s the smart veteran move.
Groin attacks. In general the crotch is a small, easily defensible target, and not typically a factor in most fights at a reasonably professional level. That said, when children are attacked by an adult, they’re rarely going to respond professionally. Again, if you have forewarning that you’ll soon be coming to blows with twenty children, absolutely wear a cup. If you do get struck in the groin, under no circumstances should you place your hand on your genitals to massage away the pain - touching your privates while surrounded by minors is illegal in many states, and frowned upon in the rest.
Weapons. I’d suggest refraining from using weapons, and not just because of the harsh mandatory minimum sentencing laws that are a sad reality in this modern age. By bringing a weapon you might prompt the children to bring weapons as well. This kind of escalation plays against you. Whereas before you could fairly safely absorb several dozen tiny little punches before being incapacitated, you’re now at risk of being dropped with a single lucky strike. If a child with a pair of safety scissors gets at your Achilles tendon (the groin of the ankle) then you’re cooked buddy.
Let the last one walk away. In Professional Twenty-Child-Fighting Leagues this is now tradition, but even during raw, underground twenty child street-fights it serves an important purpose. By letting that child spread word of your great strength and not-to-be-fucked-withedness amongst the other children of the area, you can ensure that it will be a long time indeed before someone else mewls at you that you’re hogging the swings.
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld HBO Debut - 1981
History
Sam's Skate Shack
How can i not post this!?
You know what he did?
I wouldn't want it to happen to me that's for sure.
Street Painting
Kurt Wenner
This guy does some very classic paintings and has a bunch of movies on his site. Check out the documentary that was done on him back in '86. The following video will probably be appreciated by the people who visit this site regularly...
Kurt Wenner - Gears of War
Julian Beever
This guy does some really cool 3D work with his drawings and they're generally pretty light-hearted afairs. He's got a bunch of pictures of his work on his site. Enjoy.
Julian Beever Chalk Drawings
Tiger Woods
"Jesus Shot" feature
Tiger doing his thing
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Rodney Mullen
Rodney Mullen
Plain and simple
DISINTEGRATOR
The action starts around 1:40
Line Rider
Below are some of the more ridiculous line rider videos i've found:
Jagged Peak Adventure
One Eyed Giant
Super Mario Bros. 1-1
Bicycle Ballerina
Bicycle Ballerina
Monday, August 18, 2008
The Human Camera
- Photographic memory
We have all heard of people with so called "photographic memories". Usually we use it when referring to someone who has an above average ability to recall information about the past or about their surroundings. True photographic memory of the kind exhibited by Stephen Wiltshire is truly a rare but amazing gift. Mr. Wiltshire is an autistic savant and those that know him call him "the living camera". When he was 11 years old he drew a perfect representation of the aerial view of London after a single helicopter ride, down to the correct number of windows on the major buildings of the city. This is perhaps one of the coolest feats of the human brain I have ever seen. Below is a video of Stephen Wiltshire showcasing his abilities.
Stephen Wiltshire: The Human Camera
David Blaine Street Magic
Magician David Blaine Impresses Tyra Banks
The Mocking begins...
David Blaine Street Magic
David Blaine Street Magic (part 2)
David Blaine Street Magic (part 3)
More Stop-motion fun
Stop Motion Piano And Drums
- Watch more free videos
Friday, August 15, 2008
Speeches
ali g harvard speach part 1
ali g harvard speach part 2
Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech (1 of 4)
Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech AS PETER (2 of 4)
Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech STEWIE (3 of 4)
Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Class Day Speech QUAGMIRE (4 of 4)
I hope this isn't a fake
Family Guy vs. Capcom
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Amazing Game - LevelHead
levelHead is a spatial memory game by Julian Oliver.LevelHead
levelHead uses a hand-held solid-plastic cube as its only interface. On-screen it appears each face of the cube contains a little room, each of which are logically connected by doors.
In one of these rooms is a character. By tilting the cube the player directs this character from room to room in an effort to find the exit.
Some doors lead nowhere and will send the character back to the room they started in, a trick designed to challenge the player's spatial memory. Which doors belong to which rooms?
There are three cubes (levels) in total, each of which are connected by a single door. Players have the goal of moving the character from room to room, cube to cube in an attempt to find the final exit door of all three cubes. If this door is found the character will appear to leave the cube, walk across the table surface and vanish.. The game then begins again.
levelHead v1.0, 3 cube speed-run (spoiler!) from Julian Oliver on Vimeo.
6 Million dollar home theatre...
Kipnis-Studios : Cinema Beta
If you won the lottery, how much would you spend on an entertainment room? Probably less than music producer Jeremy Kipnis. He has put a cool $6 million into his "home theater".
Here’s a partial list of the gear he’s using:
Video
Sony SRX-S110 Professional Video Projector
Stewart 18-by-10-foot Snowmatte 1.0 Gain Laboratory-Grade Motion Picture Screen
Players
Sony BDP-S1 Blu-ray Player
Sony PlayStation 3 Gaming Console
Toshiba HD-XA1 HD DVD Player
JVC HMDH-5U D-VHS Recorder
Hard drive that holds 72 hours of HDTV
Mark Levinson N° 51 DVD/CD Media Player
Pioneer HLD-X0 Hi-Vision HDTV MUSE Laserdisc Player
Amps
McIntosh MC-2102 Amplifiers (30)
Crown Macro Reference Gold Amplifiers (3)
Mark Levinson N° 33h Amplifiers (2)
Speakers
MuRata ES103A Super Tweeters (10)
Snell THX Music & Cinema Reference LCR-2800 Center-Channel Speakers (3)
Snell 1800 THX Music & Cinema Reference Subwoofers (16)
Snell THX Music & Cinema Reference Towers (8)
Surround Processing and Decoding
Theta Digital Generation VIII 32-bit 8x Oversampling Dual Processors (13)
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Strongbad & Homestarrunner
Here are a couple of my favorite SB emails (something to pay attention to is that, generally, at the end of the episode there's some clickable content to get a little extra feature - or if you just wait around something will happen). Not all the time, but a lot of the time:
Techno
Guitar
Dragon (aka Trogdor the Burninator)
Feel free to post your favorites in the comments section. The Halloween episodes are also worth checking out - try to guess what each character is dressed as.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Blow up a whale, what's the worst that could happen?
Enjoy!
Oregon's Exploding Whale - 1970
Airplane
Airplane! Trailer
June Cleaver speaks Jive
Airplane! - "Joey, have you ever...."
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" - Great.
Keeping with the 'movie' topic, if you haven't seen Shaun of the dead (see post from earlier today) or Hot Fuzz, you should check them out. Their not big budget films by any means, but they're better than a lot of the million+ dollar junk that Hollywood is willing to put out.
Danger, 50,000 Volts
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Nick Thune
instant messenger song
weed timeline
Great Conan moments
The Best of Conan from ConanFan
Obi Wan Kenobi buys a used car
Obi Wan Kenobi buys a used car
The IT Crowd
The IT Crowd - Calamity Jen (part 1 of 3)
The IT Crowd - Calamity Jen (part 2 of 3)
The IT Crowd - Calamity Jen (part 3 of 3)
I'll set this one up a little bit. The guys get invited out to a new musical called "Gay" - which is pretty self explainitory. Roy has to go to the bathroom, but there's a long line so he decides to go to the wheelchair/disabled bathroom. Hilarity ensues...
"I'm Disabled"
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Rush and Colbert
In case the Youtube version gets pulled, the Comedy Network Version is available for your viewing pleasure.
Rush on the Colbert Report
Here's another video of Rush playing one of their songs on Rock Band before the show.. on expert!
Rush playing Rock Band